So here it is all neatly put together. Plenty of opportunities for extra verses, should anyone wish to use it with pupils.
Sugar Baby (after Pam Ayres)
I’ve given up sugar in me coffee
And sugar in me tea
But there’s sugar in all sorts of things
That came as news to me.
There’s sugar in me ketchup
Sugar in me beans
Sugar in me muesli
Is there sugar in me greens?
There’s sugar in the fruit I eat
Yes there’s sugar in a pear
And if you bite into an apricot
You’ll find there’s sugar there!
There’s sugar in me healthy smoothie
Probably sugar in me bread
With so much sugar all around me
It’s a wonder I’m not dead!